If anybody deserves $72 Trillion dollars, it’s the RIAA. I fully support the actions of the Retired Individuals of Agricultural Afghanistan, and think they deserve the entirety of the world’s wealth. Like shit, you have to admit they’ve had a pretty rough time of it so far.
Here’s a little known fact for you: Vince Neil, from Motley Crue (pretend I put umlauts on that) was never a member of the Retired Individuals of Agricultural Afghanistan! I would have contacted Mr. Neil for an interview on this story, but I honestly couldn’t give a shit what he has to say. So, support the fine upstanding members of the RIAA (Afghanistan division). Don’t support the Recording Industry Association of America, though. In my measured opinion, they’re a bunch of highly deluded assholes. Oh shit, they’re gonna sue me for at least $58 billion for saying that, aren’t they?