St. Vincent
by admin on Jul.17, 2011, under Uncategorized
I should probably stay on topic, as I am a serious writer of serious posts, but I would like to post a brief word to the spammers of the world, who seem to be a bit down in the dumps. I have been getting many half-hearted messages from our spamming community. They no longer address our erectile problems, our need for Nigerian funding, our desire (apparently) to see ‘T_rann_ie Sedx’. Now, they are telling me all sorts of factoids, in endearingly broken English. Today, some kind spamhole sent me a message warning me against the danger of wild dogs. This is important information, and I thank ‘Big Cock 500′ for sending me this warning. I will be careful walking around. Saddest of all are the spammers who mark their own messages as ‘low priority’. Buck up, lads! If you really want to sell me on your sales of ‘Black Cock’ (what’s that? Some kind of rooster?) then you damn well better mark it high priority! Jesus fucking Christ, if even our spammers are so down in the dumps that they no longer feel their messages matter, is there any hope left in the world?
Here’s a neat video. There was recently a Tom Waits tribute night, celebrating his (phenomenal) album ‘Rain Dogs’. I know very little about it, as I only steal my information from others, but St. Vincent turned in a phenomenal performance of Big Black Mariah. I think all music should sound this sinister and sexy.
One Man, Shouting at the Aether
